…how long would it be until a bird pooped in your mouth?

A very good question that they try to answer over at what if? before getting distracted by unit cancellation. It is figured that, on average, the rest of your body would be pooped on several hundred times before you go any in your mouth.

Written by Corey
Corey is a New Yorker who lived most of his life in upstate New York but has lived in Queens since 2008. He's only been birding since 2005 but has garnered a respectable life list by birding whenever he wasn't working as a union representative or spending time with his family. He lives in Forest Hills with Daisy and Desmond Shearwater. His bird photographs have appeared on the Today Show, in Birding, Living Bird Magazine, Bird Watcher's Digest, and many other fine publications. He is also the author of the American Birding Association Field Guide to the Birds of New York.