In a rapid and rather disturbing decision, the Federal Aviation Administration has decided to immediately implement new anti-bird measures on all airplanes in the wake of the recent near-tragedy in New York City. The bold decision, derided by anti-government right-wingers as “big government run amok” will be fully implemented within two months. Exactly what is this bold new policy?
Adapted from a widely-forwarded email. Does anyone know who came up with this? If so, I would like to attribute it. Hope you enjoyed it!