It was only just a few days ago that I was poking fun of twitchers in Alan’s post about White-throated Robins and such. The Gods of Birding, being both capricious and wrathful, decided to punish my insolence by washing up an Emperor Penguin on the coasts of the island upon which I make my home.
This was not initially a problem for me. I first saw it on Sharon’s Facebook page (well, actually her Birdchick blog page on Facebook, I’m not actually cool enough to be friends friends with her on Facebook), and saw that the location was given as being “Western shores of North Island” which I took to mean somewhere around Taranaki, several hours to the north. Safe in the knowledge that I wouldn’t be expected to bother the poor thing I went about my business. But then I saw a photo of it by a friend of mine I knew was in town, which could only mean one thing… it wasn’t far away! I checked again, actually putting the location, Peka Peka Beach, into Google, and found the wretched thing was just north of Paraparaumu, an hour away from Wellington.
Now I was worried. A friend of mine had texted me earlier in the week, saying I could borrow her car for a few days, so I had the means to get there and actually even some time to go and have a look. At which point most birdy readers are probably going “what the hell is the matter with you?” to which I can only say “I don’t really like twitching”. Non-birders are probably just confused, so I’ll spend a second explaining what twitching is. Any given area has a general set of birds you might expect to see in it. Sometimes birds from other areas get lost and end up in these areas, where they are called vagrants. Twitchers are people who make an effort to see as many vagrants as possible, sometimes travelling great distances in order to do so.
Which I guess if it makes you happy is all well and good. It simply doesn’t appeal to me. I’d rather see a bird where it belongs. Twitching seems to go hand in hand with listing, listing in the sense of caring about the number of birds you’ve seen in an country/state. Which again is all well and good, but not really that interesting to me. I couldn’t tell you how many birds I’ve seen in New Zealand. I couldn’t even narrow down to the nearest hundred how many birds I’ve seen period. I keep lists, but actually I’m pretty sloppy about it. And twitchable birds are generally lost souls with little hope of survival. It’s actually kind of sad. So when a rare bird washes up nearby I rarely make any effort to see it, unless it is somewhere I would go anyway.
Which brings us back to the Emperor Penguin. A big part of me really didn’t want to go see it. But the thing was news. Big news. “Made it into the international news” big. I guess it must have been a slow news day. And it also occurs that had I not gone to see it and Corey and Mike had found out I would have gotten 10,000 demerits and lost my position as beat writer for New Zealand. Besides, it’s an Emperor Penguin. That’s like one million times as cool as some small LBJ thingie. So I went to see it.
The weather was foul, unlike the previous day when all the film crews had been there. I guess that’s appropriate, an Emperor Penguin in blazing sun wouldn’t be right. Rain and wind isn’t quite an Antarctic whiteout that would make it feel home, but it felt like it. I was actually kind of worried I wouldn’t find it, as there is quite a lot of beach to hunt through, but the position was unmistakable when I turned a corner and saw loads of parked cars. I quickly fell in with a local who I chatted with as we walked down to the beach. The locals have been pretty magnificent, organising a watch in order to keep people back away from the bird and alerting dog walkers to keep their pets under control. And then, there it was.
There were quite a few people at the beach, in spite of the driving rain and wind, but apart from myself I think I saw only one other person I’d judge was a birder (I’m going by the size of the optics as a judge here, by the way). I think all the serious birders must have gotten there the day before. There were lots of families with kids, and a van from a local old people’s home, a real cross section of society all intrigued by the visitor.
The penguin itself was resting when I got there, as it did the whole time I was there. I was told that it had been moving earlier, and that it was healthy, but it didn’t look very happy. It basically lay there, shifting occasionally and sometimes opening its eyes and nodding its head. My suspicion that all might not be well was actually confirmed the following day when it was taken to Wellington Zoo in order to remove all the sand it had been swallowing in an effort to cool down (Emperor Penguins will apparently swallow snow in the wild to cool down, a behaviour that doesn’t work as well with sand!).
And, well, that was that. The whole thing confirmed pretty much what I suspected, that twitching was not for me. Any appreciation I had for the coolness of seeing a wild Emperor Penguin was drowned out by the fact that I felt sorry for the poor thing. It looked miserable and lost and unwell. When I think of Emperor Penguins I think of magnificent forms striding across vast icy wildernesses, or brave males huddled in the blackest night, not poor washed up souls mistakenly eating sand on a beach. As if to reinforce the point, on the way back to Wellington I stopped on the coast where I had heard that ten percent of the World’s population of Shore Plover were apparently hanging out behind a fire station. Recently reintroduced to nearby Mana Island, they were apparently wintering on the shore of Plimmerton. If anything the weather was worse, the rain stronger and the wind colder, and the light was terrible, but that was of no concern to the little guys that ran around on the rocks around myself and some other delighted birders. They were everything the penguin wasn’t, where the penguin was almost immobile these guys were perky, running too and fro. They were not lost, they belonged here. And they were not sad, but instead represented optimism, a bird driven from the shores (literally!) of New Zealand making a welcome return. This was birding as I enjoy it.
One day I’ll make it to the ice sheets of Antarctica and see Emperor Penguins as they are supposed to be where they are supposed to be. And enjoy the experience as much as I enjoyed being with the plovers. In the meantime I’ll leave the twitching to the people who enjoy it.