The other night I went out to rescue a great big Red-tailed Hawk, who turned out to be a tiny little Sharp-shinned Hawk. The woman did call me, for which I am grateful, although she did it after she spotted the little bird standing on the floor of her garage and swept it out the door with a broom. I often wish I could do this with people who irritate me, but there’s the size issue. Anyway, when the hawk just stood there on the ground instead of flying away, she tracked down my number.

The sharpie was a skinny juvenile who needed a few square meals. He was too thin and tired to fight, so I reached into his crate a dozen times over the next two days, picked him up, fed him, and put him back in his crate. Sharpies are so little, compared to Red-tails and Great Horned Owls, that I tend to get careless and not wear gloves. I knew this one was feeling better when I reached into the crate and instead of staying put, he rushed toward me and grabbed my hand with all eight of his little needle talons.

Accipiters are demon birds who don’t care that you’re sixty times their size, they’re going to try to kill you anyway. Once they’re on the road to recovery, they glare at you as if you’re a Hatfield and they’re a McCoy; they act as if you’re the embodiment of everything that has ever gone wrong in their lives, which they can now set straight if they cause you pain. You’d think this would make wildlife rehabilitators resentful, but instead it brings us great joy.

“Guess who’s feeling better?” I asked my teenaged daughter, grinning and holding up my hand, which was covered with tiny puncture wounds. “He hooked me big time!”

“Why do you do this?” she replied. “Seriously, have you ever really asked yourself that?”

I talked to my rehabber friend Veronica, who runs Native Songbird Care & Conservation in Sebastopol, CA, and who gave me her version. “I always know when adult grosbeaks are feeling better,” she said. “They chomp down on that tender little fleshy part between your thumb and first finger, and won’t let go. I always think to myself, “Oh, wonderful, he’s feeling better!’ through the pain, as I’m trying to pry him off.”

I emailed my rehabber friend Jules, who lives in New York, and she agreed. “Oh, yeah,” she wrote back. “Once I was totally nailed by a cormorant – I had nerve damage in my hand for months. It. Was. Awesome.”

Written by Suzie
Suzie Gilbert is a licensed wild bird rehabilitator whose shameful secret is that on one occasion (well … maybe more than one) she has received a little brown job, or a fledgling whatever, and has been completely unable to ID it. Luckily, she has birder friends who will rush to her aid, although she must then suffer their mockery. She runs Flyaway, Inc. out of her home, and has been caring for injured and orphaned wild birds for 20 years. Why go birding when you can just stroll through the house? Honestly, though, she is wildly envious of birders and their trips to exotic locales. She is the author of Flyaway, her bird-rehabbing memoir, and Hawk Hill, a children's book, and is the sole parent of two teenagers. Never a dull moment.