Bird guides are undoubtedly useful, but they also seem to have been written from the same phrasebook. After going through enough of them, certain expressions crop up again and again. Here are thirteen of the most familiar bird guide clichés – and why birders sometimes dream of taking up stamp collecting instead.
More often heard before seen: Quite possibly the global market leader in bird guide clichés.
Locally common: Just not where you are right now.
Usually encountered singly, in pairs, or in small groups: Helpful. At least you can rule out thousands.
Several subspecies recognized: Only relevant if you believe in subspecies. For the sake of your sanity, don’t.
Most active at dawn and dusk: Exactly what bird photographers want to hear after a four-hour drive.
Endemic: Translates as “expensive to see”.
Best separated by voice: Why listers often feel desperate.
Seasonal movements poorly understood: We appreciate the honesty, but thanks for nothing.
Partial migrant: Apparently, some birds work from home these days.
Uncommon but widespread: Almost everywhere. Almost never.
Joins mixed-species flocks: Excellent. Now you only have to find one.
Distinctive call: Like every other bird in the guide.
Secretive: Bird guide shorthand for “good luck.”















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