One reason so many of us love birding is that the activity engages all of our senses. Getting out into a wild space and locking in on a special bird can, when all goes well, elicit a moment of total absorption that both energizes and calms us. But what happens when such a singular focus can prove hazardous to a birder’s health?

We’ve all heard stories of unfortunate birding encounters with perilous flora, fauna, and even terrain. Even the most paranoid of us can sometimes forget that wilderness is, well, wild. I made exactly this mistake when I was in Colombia this summer, yet the most shameful part was that the hazard wasn’t technically wild.

There we were descending the utterly spectacular Cerro Montezuma, from which we greeted the dawn by spotting Rufous Spinetail, Chestnut-bellied Flowerpiercer, and Munchique Wood-Wren. As the morning went on, we slipped into an easy routine of walking, driving, and ticking off amazing birds along this remote road, utterly free from contact with anyone else. This bubble of contentment must have dulled my typically sharp urban wariness, because I thought nothing of the teenager traveling up the path with an untethered cow.

Who worries about a cow, right? Well, we Bronx boys are naturally suspcious of livestock, for reasons I still don’t understand. Plus, this cow, which was apparently going to be lunch at the military base atop Montezuma Peak, was one of those lean, long-horned Criollo types so common in Central and South America. But the cow’s driver seemed to be managing well enough, so after a brief glance, I turned my eyes back to the foliage. Big mistake!

Imagine this scenario: six birders walking roughly single file down a steep mountain road, a sheer wall of rock to one side and a precipitous drop demarcated by a row of brush on the other. When, as I was obliviously scanning the trees, I heard a shout, “It’s charging!” I instinctively jumped to the side closest to me. That this happened to be the precipice of the peak mattered not at all.

Almost all of us made the same split-second choice, except for Dawn Hewitt of Bird Watcher’s Digest, who threw herself flat against the cliff. Thus, she was able to see the bezerk bovine charge our hapless group, literally galloping off the path to come within mere inches of us. In just a moment, the cow was gone, stampeding up the trail with scattered birders and a sheepish tender in its wake.

Luckily, nobody was hurt, and once the moment passed, we roundly agreed that the mad cow attack was one of the most memorable parts of our press trip. In fact, Juan Pablo Gaviria Muñoz, our fun-loving friend from Proexport Colombia, thoughtfully created a reenactment of the encounter from the perspective of the cow:






As they say, all’s well that ends well, at least as far as we were concerned. That poor kid, on the other hand, had a miserable day chasing a cow that decided the life of a fugitive beat feeding the military. We last saw that badass cow being chased by soldiers and its unfortunate handler. Still, I’ve learned my lesson and will, at least part of the time, keep my eyes forward while birding.

What’s the most memorable hazard you’ve faced on the birding trail?


Written by Mike
Mike is a leading authority in the field of standardized test preparation, but he's also a traveler who fully expects to see every bird in the world. Besides founding 10,000 Birds in 2003, Mike has also created a number of other entertaining but now extirpated nature blog resources, particularly the Nature Blog Network and I and the Bird.