Head of a Limpkin

A friend was in Florida, and as people in Florida are wont to do, he taunted me with pictures of some good birds that I am not currently looking at. In this case, it was especially cruel because he posted a Limpkin, a bird I have never looked at.

Another commenter asked the obvious, yet seldom-addressed, question: “Man, what do you have to do to an ornithologist to get called “limpkin”?” I didn’t know, so I made the obvious American Woodcock joke and the world kept turning. But the question has continued to haunt me. Finally, I was forced to do actual research.

And the answer, sadly, is what we all suspected: you don’t have to do much of anything except walk funny. It’s just that simple.

The Limpkin, it seems, is so called for its gait, described variously as “jerky” or “mincing”. Or “slow and strolling”, because Sibley always likes to confuse the issue. Either way, not cool, guys! Not cool. Of course, the term dates from the 1870s, when many things were not cool. But as vernacular, I have to say that it’s down there with Fool Hen.

Because of its calls, the Limpkin is sometimes also called the crying bird – also not a name you can take to the playground with impunity. So maybe some reckless member of this really quite attractive and fascinating species actually did do something untoward to some long-forgotten birder. Steal his girlfriend? Poop on his hat? The investigation continues.

Limpkin image by Dori (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Written by Carrie
Carrie Laben, after years of writing and birding in New York, moved to Montana to pursue her two great passions more effectively. She recently graduated with an MFA in Creative Nonfiction from the University of Montana in Missoula. When she is not cranking out essays and speculative fiction stories, or wandering around on mountains failing to see the birds she is looking for, she is likely to be drinking one of the many fine local microbrews or attending a potluck with something from the local farmer’s market in hand. On Mondays from 3 to 3:30 Mountain Time you can find her answering questions about birds on live chat at DaysAtDunrovin.com.