Massive Windspill Reported: Environmental Destruction Inevitable
A horrible disaster has been reported in southern California; apparently a massive windspill has occurred and the destruction looks to be immense. This report is one of the first:
Yes, there are now kites in the air. And yes the WSA (Weathervane Society of America) is rushing to the site with all the farm fowl inspired roof art that they have in their arsenal. But why Governor Schwarzenegger hasn’t dispatched the hot air balloons…NOBODY KNOWS.
Hopefully California will be able to deal with this disaster and clean up the horrific mess.
What’s that? This is absurd and you can’t spill wind? And even if you could it wouldn’t cause horrible environmental damage? Then WHY THE HELL ARE WE DRILLING FOR OIL IN ENVIRONMENTALLY SENSITIVE LOCATIONS!?!?!?!?!?!?!