
Sometimes birding feels less like an escape — not from the birds, obviously, but from the species that invented noise pollution, online comments, and motivational hashtags. An evolutionary wrong turn? I think so. Here are ten reminders of why birds are better than humans.
They Don’t Need Motivation Quotes.
They wake up, sing, and get things done — no “Live, Laugh, Love” required.
They Share Without Oversharing.
A bird might warn its flock about a hawk, but it doesn’t post twelve updates about its lunch.
They Don’t Pretend to Be Smarter Than They Are.
Even the cleverest crow isn’t trying to launch a cryptocurrency exchange.
They Have Style Without Trying.
Even the drabbest sparrow looks coordinated. Humans invented Crocs.
They Don’t Need Wi-Fi.
They navigate continents using magnetic fields, stars, and memory. We lose signal in parking garages.
They Don’t Need Belief Systems to Behave Decently.
No commandments, no holy books — and yet not a single crusade or massacre.
They Don’t Claim to Love Nature While Destroying It.
Birds don’t attend “eco-retreats” reachable only by long-haul flights.
They Don’t Need Hope to Keep Going.
Humans write motivational books about resilience; birds endure the storm and move on.
They Don’t Invent Artificial Intelligence.
They already have the natural kind.
They Don’t Call Themselves Exceptional.
They just are — without the press releases, TED talks, or delusions of grandeur.
I, for one, root for them, not my team.
Photo: Pied Currawong, Brisbane area, Australia, December 2016
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