Avian marketing has gone too far. Every perch now bears a slogan: Believe in your wings, Rise above, Dream, tweet, achieve. Even owls are selling merch. It’s all a bit much.
So once again, we step in to lower expectations. Birds do not need more motivation — they need less pressure. A gull that scavenges at a garbage dump with dignity deserves as much respect as any eagle.
Here’s Part VI: a few new posters to help restore balance to a world that’s been flying too high for far too long.
















I needed this. Thank you.