Well, no, but does anyone out there have a good idea of how to deal with situations like these?

For example, there is a woman who drives around my neighborhood leaving piles of bread scraps and seed on street corners on a regular basis.  The pigeons and House Sparrows love her but the cars that park next to there get splattered, badly, all the time.

Written by Corey
Corey is a New Yorker who lived most of his life in upstate New York but has lived in Queens since 2008. He's only been birding since 2005 but has garnered a respectable life list by birding whenever he wasn't working as a union representative or spending time with his family. He lives in Forest Hills with Daisy and Desmond Shearwater. His bird photographs have appeared on the Today Show, in Birding, Living Bird Magazine, Bird Watcher's Digest, and many other fine publications. He is also the author of the American Birding Association Field Guide to the Birds of New York.