When one combines mildly crazy kayakers, eagles, the Hudson River, and winter, one could end up with a disaster. Fortunately, Ol’ P and Splash (one of whom is my uncle), made it out alive and you can read all about it on the Malden Yacht Club Blog (No, they don’t own yachts, and, no, ladies, I won’t give you their phone numbers. Look, just click the link would you? There is a diagram that explains everything!).